you claim you made
Hendrix guitar cry
listening to you puts an
onion in my eye
You're so damn loud
the aliens are throwing pies
They're so pissed Your
loudness is knocking the
plaster off their ship's
especially when you try to sing
It makes them sick
but your slick
all country boys know some tricks, licks
yah just a country boy
come to the north to make a dime
You fell into the right crowd that time
they kept you on the straight and narrow
that's why I'm happy you put up the mural.
but that doesn't let you off the hook
Jerry curls are gone
dreadlocks make you look dumb
a baldhead, Papa guy said no!
he'd rather see you with that stuff dripping from your nose
what makes me want to tell the truth
You don't deserve to be in the elite
just the few
you rubbing the blue off the blues
I ain't never seen you in my neighborhood
you ain't doing us little guy's any good
just retire, you know you should.
don't get an attitude about what I say
cause your just a business man that just can't play
enough I'm done
Stevie Ray
was a Hendrix copy
got messed up on poppies
singing nursery rhythms
making a kazillion
living in prime time
banging everything that was willing came around
crossing nationalities like knives through butter
he tried the best he could
but he couldn't bring his brother
He spawned a new generation of feathered hats
sidewinder stance I couldn't understand that
a mouth full of marbles and a head full of smack
he suffered so he gets paid for that
gravel but the people loved it
He looked so bad mean
angry disappointed
disjointed anointed
you got lucky you got a chance to shine
good living
and when you try to sing
I get sea sick and turn green
Not from money
your pissing the Aliens off
that's why you don't stop by the lower forties
cause you will be judged by the party people
a lot of you is a little too much
Now Jimmy Reed on the other hand got you beat
he played subtle but he brought the beef
you're pissing off the aliens
you're so loud your cracking the pavement
I should be charging you
I get free tix to the hallabulu for me being there
All you zero hero's
playing the guitar
like lightening bolts
sent from up above
your only standing there
only crediting
